We encounter one of our most confounding subjects yet with Malcolm’s pick, a new book by James Patterson co-authored by Candice Fox.
Does this nonsensical book possibly have the most unlikable protagonist of all time? Is she also the worst detective in the history of the genre? Can YOU make it back to the camp alive? Also, how bad are our Australian accents? Answer: They’re indescribably bad so you’ll have to listen to find out.
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